make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
is wine microwaveable?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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