Soap is not a condiment
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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