he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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