fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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