idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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