For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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