And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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