Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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