i can't believe i had my finger in that
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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