I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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