Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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