another moral hangover. fuck.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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