Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
