do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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