I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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