ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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