Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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