physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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