Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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