broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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