i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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