mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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