is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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