You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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