she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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