i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
