I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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