I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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