hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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