p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
