new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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