Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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