Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
