sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i think i have two assholes
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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