And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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