He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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