i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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