i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Who died my cat blue again?
Randomize
