Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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