God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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