i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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