just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You are a genius and a whore.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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