On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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