I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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