NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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