her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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