question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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