so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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