How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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