Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
