Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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