she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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