Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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