I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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