Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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