Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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