Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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