so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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